Once upon a time, a creature no whitepaper could predict emerged in the chaotic depths of the digital ocean.
He wasn’t built on hype, nor born from airdrops.
He is Grumpus— the cranky digital version of Paul the Octopus, raised on ICO failures, meme tokens, and broken startup dreams.
He saw the rug pulls.
He heard the buzzwords.
And he got really annoyed.
Now, he’s here—on-chain, online, and opinionated as hell—to give you the harsh truths you didn’t know you needed.
“AI talks. Quantum does. And you still can't connect your wallet.”
It’s not just a meme.
It’s a grumpy tech-powered oracle, a meme-powered movement, and your snarky business sidekick all rolled into one.
Whether you’re launching a token, pitching a startup, or just curious if your Web3 idea sucks, Grumpus will tell you.
And he won’t sugarcoat it.
In a space full of yes-men, influencers, and hype machines, Grumpus offers:
- Real talk
- Gut-checks
- Constructive roasting
- And a side of meme-fueled entertainment
- He’s not here to please you.
- He’s here to prepare you.
- He's not up to date. He is far ahead.
Grumpus:
You:
grumpus is typing...
Phase 1
- Pre-sale Launch
- Twitter and Social Raids
- Community engagement, AMAs
Phase 2
- Launch on DEX
- Reward Mechanism in BTCB. (Portion of tax to be released to token holders)
- Cex listings
- Grumpus Chatbot incorporates Video & Audio
Phase 3
- Full unlock of vested tokens from Pre-sale
- Greater Cex listings
- Community growth through direct engagement, hosting key events
- Merch giveaways
- Grumpus Video & Audio chat responses
Phase 4
- Cross-chain deployment of $GRMPS
- Grumpus: Token Price stimulation platform
- Grumpus: AI and Quant-driven tokens Launchpad
Simply hold $GRMPS and earn passive BTC rewards—no staking, no lockups, no minimum holding period! A portion of every buy and sell transaction is automatically redistributed in Bitcoin, so you get rewarded just for being part of the community.
1 Trillion Token Supply
52% Pre-sale
Partial Vested, Full Unlock within 5 days from Launch
30% Liquidity
Allocated to the liquidity pool to ensure smooth trading at launch
10% Reserves
Set aside for future needs, partnerships, or unforeseen events.
5% Marketing
Used for promotions, influencer partnerships, and growth campaigns.
3% (vested over 12 months)
Allocated to the team with a 12-month lock to ensure long-term commitment.
